The Eagle Has Landed!
We just received a supply drop from the mother ship! Bawls has your back again FADECON to help you frag late into the night and right on till morning! OH HOW THEY LOVE YOU! We received a pallet with not one, but ALL 4 FLAVORS!!! Please let them know just how much you love them, I am sure they never get tired of hearing it!
BAWLS is an ultra-caffeinated soda so delish that you wish it flowed from your faucet instead of water. BAWLS keeps your wits about you during your final boss fight, gets your term paper done by sunrise, and makes fatigue cower in fear. But it’s no energy drink. BAWLS gets its kick and smooth, singular flavor from the luscious, hyper-caffeinated guarana – a berry about the same size as a coffee bean, but with double the caffeine punch and none of the jitters.
Coffee is for suits. Energy drinks are for noobs. BAWLS is fuel for fun.